1st of April 2008 ( april fool's day )

hey! mas selamat has been found !
lol april fool!

anyway i've been thinking and Mas Selamat's detention room is like at the 10th storey and he has to pass through 14 gates before escaping. The whole camp's guarded by Gucas so he can't brain wash anyone into his version of the religion "islam".
well, i came out with 2 points on how he escaped:
1) He's still stuck in the toilet for a month plus now, waiting for the guard who supposedly forgot to refill the toilet rolls.
2) He flushed the toiletbowl really hard, hard enough to create a cyclone mighty enough to suck him in. lol

Yesterday, i had bio practical, and we were like counting the breathing rate per minute of a gold fish? lol so it was inevitable that most of us got bored and soon started "forcefully participating the fishes into trails and experiments". Well, i'm not that saddist person, i just dipped it into freezing cold ice water and watch it drop then later transfer it back to water at r.t.p.
But some of my friends were like poking the fish with the thermometer or using the sryinge to squirt water right at the fish. lol
Anyway we got even bored-er so we starting doing lame stuffs.
Boy1: Oi Heda ! don't squirt water so hard at the fish la!
girl: what seh !
boy1: Under section 13 rule 12 of the law, you have been fined and jailed for 3 years for squirting water under extreme pressure from a syringe at the fish.
girl: =.="
boy1: you don't stop it i tell SPCA u really kena go jail ar !
boy2: siao, squirt water at fish go jail for 3 years. Cannot so servere la. Under section 13 rule 13, it states that squirting water at fish in high pressure from a syringe would consiquence a 3 year ban on eating fishballs and must pay fine somemore!

haha.